THE HOCKEY VERSION FEATURES JEFF BROWN.  I guess if I followed soccer more closely, I would better appreciate the joke with this pinball game.

UPDATE: I'm told that site may be a bit pop-up happy.  So . . . exercise caution.  Or, don't go at all; you're not missing much.  It doesn't even have Arriaga or Barriaga.  "Low scorin' -- and ties?  Oh yeah, we got ties!"