SOMEBODY BROUGHT IN A SIGNED BEARS JERSEY FOR US TO FRAME.  So, we have this section on our order forms for "Comments."  This is where we would put special instructions, note preexisting damage to the art, etc.  Customers almost never read their copy of the order, and the Comments section is just too terrible a temptation for me sometimes.  I'm quite sure that when I'm finally fired, it will be because I went too far with a little joke down there at the bottom of the page.

I must sort of not want to get fired yet, though, since I at least refrained from typing "Sex Cannon!!"  (Note: link goes to a place with occasional colorful language.)